xfloggingmaryx
"Dear Diary, Today I stuffed some dolls full of dead rats I put in the blender." -JTHM
Metalocalypse is Hilarious.
dog"Are you urinating on my shoe?"
"Yes, yes I am."
"Eat your food fatty dingdong, because the daddies goings to takes yous to the charities show to sees daddies play."
"Heres a bucket of hankburgers and a couple of beefgums and craps you fat shit."
"Try not to choke you fat tub of shit. We love you."
Banana Stickers.
"Yes, yes I am."
"Eat your food fatty dingdong, because the daddies goings to takes yous to the charities show to sees daddies play."
"Heres a bucket of hankburgers and a couple of beefgums and craps you fat shit."
"Try not to choke you fat tub of shit. We love you."
Banana Stickers.
On a different topic(s):
Today my AP Bio teacher wrote 'dominent' and 'grean' on the board. --> dominant. green. dipshit.
I caught one of my dogs chewing on a condom. Notice: condom. no wrapper. gross.
Fudge tastes good. Literal fudge, notpoop.
I'll Die Drowned By Your Standards
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